deskthority

Most of us know some "wisdom of Life" or "peasant wisdom" sentences like
Early bird catches the worm

Do you know some about the topic input, keyboard, etc.?

Please let me know.

Fingering a shark's anus is tight and might get you hurt

"Home" is where the heart is.
"Ende" gut, alles gut.

Wer anderen eine Grube gräbt hat Gold im Mund.

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

The early duck catches the industrial SSK from the junk yard.

Deskthorian theorem:
For every vintage keyboard k_1 of model m_1 found at time t_1 by DT user u_1 there exists at least one keyboard k_0 of model m_0 found at time t_0 by DT user u_0, where m_0 = m_1, t_0 < t_1 and u_0 ∈ { HaTaa; webwit }

Halvar wrote:Deskthorian theorem:
For every vintage keyboard k_1 of model m_1 found at time t_1 by DT user u_1 there exists at least one keyboard k_0 of model m_0 found at time t_0 by DT user u_0, where m_0 = m_1, t_0 < t_1 and u_0 ∈ { HaTaa, kbdfr}

Fixed that for you.

You can express this simpler:
Let K be a class of keyboards, U a class of DT users, f:KxU->R, (k,u)->t, where t is the date when keyboard k has been found by user u.

Then, the following is true:
If for each x=(k,u) in KxU exists a y=(k,v) in KxU with f(x)<f(y) and v in {HaTaa, kbdfr}, then is either {Nokia Data} not in K, or {HaTaa} not in U.

Simplified mathematics: forget it buddy, HaTaa got it first.

A few to add to the list:

He who loves buckling spring cares less for his neighbours.

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that spring.

Feel the true classic experience of random ass linear. Authentic retro.

How about:

"Having two Control keys doesn't give you more control."
"There is no Function key for happiness."
"You can Enter, you can Escape - but you can't always Return."

(Speaking of Enter and Return... I noticed that Bruce Lee made both "Enter the Dragon" and "Return of the Dragon". Notice though that the "Return" was the older one.)

And his untimely demise cheated us from: Page Up of the Dragon, Caps Lock of THE DRAGON, Escape from New York and a Dragon, and countless other late martial arts age joint ventures with Jackie Chang. We are in the wrong reality!

Damn and blast! You're right. Just imagine how great Scroll Lock of the Dragon would have been.

mr_a500 wrote:How about:

"Having two Control keys doesn't give you more control."
"There is no Function key for happiness."
"You can Enter, you can Escape - but you can't always Return."

(Speaking of Enter and Return... I noticed that Bruce Lee made both "Enter the Dragon" and "Return of the Dragon". Notice though that the "Return" was the older one.)

Order kits which contain SUPER, HYPER and META keys to gain more control over the world!
Adding HAPPY key to FUNCTION kit.

Needs MANIC and RELAX.

Needs the keys of the Timothy Leary's "experiential typewriter". I need a "Hallucination" key:

Left Hand:

• Bodily sensations (e.g., pain, itch, tickle)
• Moods and emotional states
• Interpersonal feelings toward others
• Cognitive modes of perception
• Awareness in terms of body-maintenance games, including sex
• Awareness in terms of social-cultural games, including family
• Awareness in terms of aesthetic-recreational games
• Awareness in terms of intellectual-scientific games
• Awareness in terms of religious-philosophic games
• Master key which can modify any other key to indicate a negative experience

Right Hand:

• Internal (closed eye) modifier of awareness
• Immediate sensory awareness without cognitive contact
• Revelation
• Direct process images (DPI)
• Learned form images (LFI)
• Trans-language experience
• Ecstasy-unity-liberation
• Hallucinations
• Biological processes -- phenomenologically the subject experiences the life energy directly and without the imposition of any conceptual LFI.
• Awareness of physical energy processes, phenomenologically labeled "void," "white light," "pure energy," "vibrations," etc.

http://www.nypl.org/blog/2013/04/18/tim ... le-thought
http://everything2.com/title/Timothy+Le ... typewriter