deskthority

Well?

Marshmallow land?

Redmaus wrote: Marshmallow land?

Nope.

Unless you're talking about this marshmallow:

Snowman.

seebart wrote: Snowman.

YES!

Distance shot of Russian-Orthodox church, in typical Russian weather.

I would zoom in 2×.

A snowman has just murdered a gingerbread man, buried his body in the snow and is leaving the scene of the crime while a red bird in the tree, who has just witnessed the horrific event, is waiting for police to arrive.

There are no crumbs on the snow, the murder happened elsewhere. The snowman is a cold blooded killer..

Well done, detective. I can see we're well on our way to solving this crime.

Someone fell down while shitting on a tree when he noticed the watching snowman.

Shitting or sitting?
Imagine walking under the tree in the first scenario..

There's a huge pile of reddish shit on the tree. As far as I can make out.

Red shit? I don't know about you, but I've never shit red. If you have, I suggest you consult a doctor.

I've seen red shit, but never triangular red shit. That's a rare one.

Art has its own logic.

I already solved this one guys. No need for all the creativity.

I think that Ace is too concerned with his nick and pic. Let it go Ace.

I don't get it, hasn't it always been the snowman?

I see a cap on the branch and a person shaped impression in the snow. Maybe it has something to do with falling down trees?

SL89 wrote: I don't get it, hasn't it always been the snowman?

It has. People are just noticing now that I asked them to. Yes, I'm a shameless attention whore.

Halvar wrote: ...reddish shit...

seebart wrote: Let it go Ace.

Letting shit go?! Oh no....