deskthority

What are you saying guillaume? You expect horse laxatives from your spam?

Anyways, I came across this little site called answers.com while googling 'shark anus'. This is what I got from that site. I kid you not. Why are they doing this creepy photo/thumbnail thing? Why do they ask these questions? I thought I was mental, but this is just fucking demented.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_is_the_anus_on_a_shark

you forgot this

What are they trying to say? "Much like asses, Asus too spews shit all over the world"?

So far I've had from them...
DOA video cards
blown caps on motherboards
piss poor RF shielding on a "high end" sound card
shitty, buggy, nonfunctional drivers and software with nonexistent customer support and most hilarious Engrish

I must the last motherboard I've got from them worked pretty well. everything else before that was shit.

Got a high end asus mobo + high end asus nvidia gfx. GFX was DOA, flashed it with their OFFICIAL gpu bios update and then contacted support about it. They told me I lost my warranty on the 450$ gfx card because I used their official gpu bios pulled from their official website, which contains no warning this voids your warranty.

The mobo is ok, but I'm not buying anything from asus ever again. Shit support.

I always presumed it was ay sus

My goodness, those pictures are awesome, and awful! A round of applause please for the internet.

Julle wrote:Anyways, I came across this little site called answers.com while googling 'shark anus'.

You make it sound like it's perfectly normal to be googling 'shark anus'.

I never thought I'd see a bunch of smiling models asking strange anus-related questions. (...outside of porn, of course)

This made me crack up! It's like a cute little story

HAHAHA. I was just about to post that exact pair of pics. Unintentional hilarity is unintentionally hilarious.

It's like "Yeah we are having a laugh figuring out how deep her anus is... oh no, it doesn't work anymore, WHAT IS WRONG! can anus break?!?! THIS IS NO FUN ANYMORE!"

Interestingly, every one of the questions asking for a yes/no answer can be most definitely answered in the affirmative!

You know, this thread has been so ridiculous/great that I won't even be upset by not winning the keyboard. This thread is a net gain regardless. The thumbnail thing is just...

I'm surprised the bottom three photo questions are not "anus" related. They should be:

"80's stars' anuses you won't recognize today"

"10 celebrities who should have never attempted plastic surgery on their anus"

"8 celebrities' anuses no one wants to work with"

Broadmonkey wrote:This made me crack up! It's like a cute little story

her anus.JPG

Broadmonkey wrote:It's like "Yeah we are having a laugh figuring out how deep her anus is... oh no, it doesn't work anymore, WHAT IS WRONG! can anus break?!?! THIS IS NO FUN ANYMORE!"

mr_a500 wrote:I'm surprised the bottom three photo questions are not "anus" related. They should be:

"80's stars' anuses you won't recognize today"

"10 celebrities who should have never attempted plastic surgery on their anus"

"8 celebrities' anuses no one wants to work with"

At first I was like


Then I was like

mr_a500 wrote:I'm surprised the bottom three photo questions are not "anus" related. They should be:

"80's stars' anuses you won't recognize today"

"10 celebrities who should have never attempted plastic surgery on their anus"

"8 celebrities' anuses no one wants to work with"

You Won't Believe The Ten Things That This Celebrity's Anus Got Away With!

scottc wrote:You Won't Believe The Ten Things That This Celebrity's Anus Got Away With!

John Travolta or Tom Cruise?

So I just took Viagra, Cialis and Horse Laxatives. That's how you enter right? Yea. I'm pretty sure I did what I was supposed to..

RIP YoungMichael88

I just found this thread. Damn, I missed so much fishy anus talk.

Tzzz, you don't care about fishes, only snakes, Acanthophis!
At least your name suggests that.

Speaking of anus, has anyone listened to the 'This American Life' episode about how pig rectum has supposedly been used as fake imitation calamari?

(though supposedly debunked, I never learned so much about pig rectum before)

I've actually tasted pig intestine once (Thai food, long story). Even though it was thoroughly cleaned and edible, prepared with nice side dishes and sauces, the intestine had a distinctively poo-poo-ey taste . You could never pass that off as calamari, not even deep fried.

derp

The human tongue serves only a minor task in taste as it can only detect 5 different sensations (if you include the umami sensation). Vapours are released in your mouth which then travel through the retronasal passage to your olfactory bulb where more complex flavours are interpreted for the brain. The olfactory bulb is also very much in charge of your sense of smell.

Therefore, while I might have missed some of the more complex flavours of poo by not having tasted it, I do have a basic notion what pig shit might taste like based on its smell. And so do you, davkol, so do you.

All that aside, yes, I have tasted poo.

Nothing wrong with intestine. As matter of fact, proper sausages are nothing more than prepared meat packed in a a piece of intestine.
BTW, have you seen the Vienna episode of Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservation"? Here's the most interesting part:
http://www.travelchannel.com/video/tony ... nner-11796
(especially the last item is interesting...)

This thread is classic. ROFL

rindorbrot wrote:Tzzz, you don't care about fishes, only snakes, Acanthophis!

Wordplay, my friend.
We snakes usually don't like creatures of the sea, they seem fishy to us, bzw. spanisch

A little bit of poo a day, drives the doctor away?

adhoc wrote:A little bit of poo a day, drives the doctor away?

s/doctor/everybody, to be honest...