deskthority

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 09:47**

If you ask the bot, you get a new invoice which might look like this:

Order-ID              |Description                | Price|Qty|Pcs|  Total
                      |                           |      |   |   |       
SHIPPED               |already shipped items      |      |   |   |      
HONEYB/ALPHA/CADET    |ALPHA Space Cadet kit      | 59.00|  1| 51|  59.00
HONEYB/TKLBASE/RED    |TKL base red kit           | 79.00|  1| 39|  79.00
HONEYB/CURSOREXTRA/RED|Cursor extra red kit*      | 14.00|  1| 11|  14.00
HONEYB/SHIFT175/RED   |SHIFT (row 4, 1.75u)       |  5.00|  1|  1|   5.00
HONEYB/SPACE625/RED   |Space (6.25u; red)         |  6.00|  1|  1|   6.00
HONEYB/R2U100/RED     |blank key (red)            |  1.00|  1|  1|   1.00
                      |Shipping costs             |      |   |   |   7.00

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 09:54**

Uuuh nerd porn ... shipped HONEYB items ... that's the kinda stuff that keeps me awake at night.

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 13:23**

So what happens if we get something like “LOCKED”, “Items that can't be cleared”? Is that simply because they haven't been produced yet, or is there a deeper meaning attached to that?

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Order-ID               |Description                |Price|Qty|Pcs| Total
                       |                           |     |   |   |
LOCKED                 |items that can't be cleared|     |   |   |
HONEYB/ERGOBASE/VIOLETT|Ergo base violett kit      |49.00|  1| 36| 49.00
HONEYB/ERGOALPHA/CREAM |Ergo blank ALPHA cream kit |36.00|  1| 40| 36.00
                       |Shipping costs             |     |   |   |  7.00
SHIPTRACKED            |Ship tracked worldwide     | 3.00|  1|   |  3.00
                       |                           |     |   |   |
Sum                    |                           |     |   | 76| 95.00
PAYEUR                 |EUR bank payment           |   0%|   |   |
Total                  |                           |     |   | 76| 95.00
                       |                           |     |   |   |
Payment (2014-10-27)   | 61.90 EUR by bank @ 1:1.26|     |   |   |-77.99
Rebate  (2014-10-27)   |Autumn Sellout             |  25%|   |   |-26.00
                       |                           |     |   |   |
Amount Due             |                           |     |   |   | -8.99

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 13:30**

Locked orders can't be cleared. This is to make sure you don't jump off.

Also: Because this is the last ever group buy where I offer blanks, you would be stupid to do so.
Also: If you clear your order anyway (because I might give in) the keys would sell for a higher price, to someone else, because blanks are more expansive than normal keys and at their current price I sell them under value.

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 13:37**

WHERE IS MY REFUND

DID YOU SEND IT YET

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 13:39**

Very, extremely, soon!

Consider it shipped, yesterday!

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 13:42**

Actually, I think there is an error in my Ronud 5a invoice... you've counted my refund twice.

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Order-ID            |Description                    |Price|Qty|Pcs|  Total
                    |                               |     |   |   |
PACKED              |already packed items           |     |   |   |      <----- I've already received all of these!
HONEY/JRET          |J-Return key (grey)            | 6.00|  1|  1|   6.00
HONEY/SPACE400/GREY |Space (4 units; grey)          | 8.00|  1|  1|   8.00
HONEY/SPACE450/GREY |Space (4.5 units; grey)        | 9.00|  1|  1|   9.00
HONEY/DT/GREY       |DT keys (rows 1 and 3; grey)   | 2.00|  1|  2|   2.00
HONEY/DT/WHITE      |DT keys (rows 1 and 3; white)  | 2.00|  1|  2|   2.00
REFUND              |refund                         | 0.00|  1|  0|   0.00
                    |Shipping costs                 |     |   |   |   7.00
                    |                               |     |   |   |
Sum                 |                               |     |   |  7|  34.00
PAYEUR              |EUR bank payment               |   0%|   |   |
Total               |                               |     |   |  7|  34.00
                    |                               |     |   |   |
Payment (2014-10-08)| 92.26 EUR by bank @ 1:1.26    |     |   |   |-116.25
Rebate  (2014-10-08)|Autumn Sellout                 |  25%|   |   | -38.75
Payment (2014-10-08)| 92.26 EUR by bank @ 1:1.26    |     |   |   |-116.25   <------ I don't think this should be here twice, did I accidentally send payment twice (possibly?)?
Payment (2015-09-19)|-24.00 EUR to CherryMX @ 1:1.26|     |   |   |  30.24
                    |                               |     |   |   |
Amount Due          |                               |     |   |   |-207.01

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 15:40**

Thanks for mentioning this. I've checked and you only paid once!

Now, you are screwed, because if you would have kept your order, I would have never noticed.

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 15:44**

Damn, I could be $100 richer!

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 15:56**

Simply order the ROUND5/DUBIOUS/EXTRA/REFUND kit. As many times as required.

I'm PMing the bot now…

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 16:22**

I am really sorry but this bot thing .. it's so complicated and powerful, if you gave it a hyped up name some IT company would buy it for a couple hundred million. Just add Whatapp integration for 2x the amount ... or Twitter integration for half the amount ...

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 16:27**

Wodan wrote: I am really sorry but this bot thing .. it's so complicated and powerful, if you gave it a hyped up name some IT company would buy it for a couple hundred million. Just add Whatapp integration for 2x the amount ... or Twitter integration for half the amount ...

I second the man robot (or more appropriate mensch-maschine) theory.

7bit wrote: - the bot found out you add stuff to your order and waits until it seems your order is now stable
- the bot hates you

Either one of those last two, second one being very unlikely as I have 'empathy with machines' +99 (I've witnessed machines auto fixing themselves when I'm in their less than one meter perimeter -yes I know it sounds like they are freaking out-) or either there was a bot party this week-end

Ok order stabilized and fully paid!

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 16:39**

Wodan wrote: I am really sorry but this bot thing .. it's so complicated and powerful, if you gave it a hyped up name some IT company would buy it for a couple hundred million. Just add Whatapp integration for 2x the amount ... or Twitter integration for half the amount ...

I consider to do indeed a phone app.

To order from the bot, you need to dial a number and submit the order via a tele-typewriter.

I think this will be the technology of the future!

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 20:50**

Hanni wrote: Heyb 7bit,

I made a payment the 01/15, no confirmation yet.

Are you late to confirm ? Is there a problem ?

I dont want my invoice to get cancelled.

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 20:53**

Hanni wrote:
Hanni wrote: Heyb 7bit,

I made a payment the 01/15, no confirmation yet.

Are you late to confirm ? Is there a problem ?

I dont want my invoice to get cancelled.

You should pm the bot, he knows the answer.

Posted: **26 Jan 2016, 22:57**

Thx for answering 7bit, i'll ask the bot then :p

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 09:48**

Kits of the day:

HONEYB/LOTUS175S/RED
price: $6

HONEYB/TENKLESS/SPH
price: $139

HONEYB/RETURN225/BLUE
price: $6

HONEYB/SYMBOLS/R1/GREY
price: $12

HONEYB/UK/VIOLETT
price: $9

HONEYB/COLEMAK/WHITE
price: $15

--wiki--> HONEYB - Round 6 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in production)
--wiki--> HONEY. - Round 5 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in stock)

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 10:14**

What about a teletype ordering system?

"This just in..."

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 11:01**

Just send the signals to 0049 777 777 77 77

Instead of an e-mail address, just write:
TTY phone number

Important:

Spoiler:

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 13:03**

What about drupal commerce? The new version should be really effective and customiseable. And I might want to help with setting that up...

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 13:19**

Never heard of that. Must pre-date Morse-code based telegraphy.

Again, I want to remind everybody not to leave your name or post codes away, or write your address in an unusual format.

I've got more than one package here which can't be shipped because some information is missing.

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 16:52**

'Kits of the day' mean these keys are in stock and available to buy? and I will receive them within short time? Moreover, are there still accept Paypal?

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 17:10**

Kits that start with HONEY/ and G/ and BLANK/ are in stock and ship in a few days or weeks.
Kits that start with HONEYB are only available when SP finished their production.

Default shipping methods:
USA: Google Wallet (PAYGOO) (only available in USA)
EU, except UK: EUR bank payment (PAYEUR) (only availbe in countries where SEPA payments are possible (Europe))
restworld and UK: PayPal (PAYPAL)

If you want to do PayPal payment, just order the PAYPAL kit.

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 17:38**

WAITING 7bittttttttttttt ANSWER ABOUT MY SHIPMENT

DeskNDL82 wrote: Hello 7bits

Did you check your inbox???

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 19:38**

These orders shipped during the last few days:
0022
0096
0219
0410
0581
0590
0681
0708
0718
0747
0749
0758
0761
0773
0789
0807
0808
0817

Posted: **27 Jan 2016, 19:47**

Kits of tomorrow:

HONEYB/LOTUS175/CADET
price: $6

HONEYB/SYMBOLS/R1/BLACK
price: $12

HONEYB/CURSOR/R34/WHITE
price: $6

HONEYB/INTER/BLACK
price: $45

HONEYB/SYMBOLS/SPH
price: $19

HONEYB/CURSYM/RED
price: $12

HONEYB/ALPHA/VIOLETT
price: $59

--wiki--> HONEYB - Round 6 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in production)
--wiki--> HONEY. - Round 5 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in stock)

Posted: **28 Jan 2016, 03:45**

Thank 7bits

7bit wrote: These orders shipped during the last few days:
0022
0096
0219
0410
0581
0590
0681
0708
0718
0747
0749
0758
0761
0773
0789
0807
0808
0817

Posted: **28 Jan 2016, 08:44**

Everything in blue:

HONEYB/SIXTYBASE/BLUE
Price: $45

HONEYB/TKLBASE/BLUE
Price: $69

HONEYB/TKLISOBASE/BLUE
Price: $69

HONEYB/ALPHA/BLUE
Price: $59

HONEYB/ISO/BLUE
Price: $14

HONEYB/UK/BLUE
Price: $9

HONEYB/ERGOBASE/BLUE
Price: $89

HONEYB/MODBASE100/BLUE
Price: $9

HONEYB/MODEXTRA100/BLUE
Price: $7

HONEYB/MODEXTRA125/BLUE
Price: $24

HONEYB/MODEXTRA150/BLUE
Price: $29

HONEYB/MODSYM100/BLUE
Price: $9

HONEYB/MODSYM100/CADET
Price: $12

HONEYB/MODSYM125/BLUE
Price: $19

HONEYB/MODSYM125/CADET
Price: $21

HONEYB/CURSORBASE/BLUE
Price: $12

HONEYB/CURSORS/BLUE
Price: $12

HONEYB/CURSOREXTRA2/BLUE
Price: $9

HONEYB/CURSORHANDS/BLUE
Price: $8

HONEYB/CURSYM/CADET
Price: $12

HONEYB/NUMNUM/BLUE
Price: $25

HONEYB/NUMOP/BLUE
Price: $24

HONEYB/F1TOF12/BLUE
Price: $16

HONEYB/FUNCTION/BLUE
Price: $39

HONEYB/FUNCTION3/BLUE
Price: $32

HONEYB/SYMBOLS/R3/BLUE
Price: $12

HONEYB/NUMERALS/BLUE
Price: $12

HONEYB/WEBWIT150R2/BLUE
Price: $7

HONEYB/LOTUS175/BLUE
Price: $6

HONEYB/LOTUS175S/BLUE
Price: $6

HONEYB/KBDRUNNER/BLUE
Price: $3

HONEYB/SPACE300/BLUE
Price: $8

HONEYB/SPACE400/BLUE
Price: $7

HONEYB/SPACE625/BLUE
Price: $5

HONEYB/SPACE700/BLUE
Price: $7

--wiki--> HONEYB - Round 6 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in production)
--wiki--> HONEY. - Round 5 Leftovers! <--wiki-- (in stock)

Posted: **28 Jan 2016, 09:39**

7bit wrote: Everything in blue:

Already happy to get these blues

Posted: **28 Jan 2016, 10:04**

I saw the list of shipped orders and got the blues straight away

deskthority

Round 5 and Round 6 kits for sale!