I've been into the Alps game for some years now, mostly interested in building modern customs with Alps switches. Usually I just open my switches with my finger (given I have some nails but as we all know that's not always the case) but after doing a full board worth of switches you can really feel it in your fingertips.
One of my other hobbies has been 3D printing so I've tested several different Alps opener designs but none of them has works well enough for me to use. A few months ago I made an investment into a Formlabs setup which has been running really nicely.
Two weeks ago sat down and did a re-mix of an open source design and took advantage of the Formlabs capabilities to reproduce objects with tight tolerances just to see how good I could make it.
Here is the result - an Alps opener that (for me) ticks most boxes. The idea was to make it so it would grab both the top housing and slider. It might look similar to what you have seen/tested before, but the differences are in the details.
Here is a video on how it works - I hope you like it

https://youtu.be/errgQIfzAhk
If anyone finds it interesting enough to want one I'm asking €10 + shipping.