For some peculiar reason today, Samsung Kies decided to brick my phone during a routine firmware update.
"Due to an unexpected error"? Motherfucker. You bricked my phone, and you can't even give me a detailed explanation. An error code, something, anything. Listen here, you little shit. Of course errors are unexpected. I expect things to work most of the time. When I get an "unexpected error" I also expect to obtain a little more information about the said error other than it's fucking unexpected.
Check the error log, you say? The same arsehole who decided that errors are better left unexplained also determined that errors are better left unlogged. I wish more people adopted this nonchalant disposition just to see how far humanity would fare. "You have an unexpected disease. I can't tell you what it is because I probably don't know what it is myself. I base this on absolutely nothing, I can't share the test results with you, and I don't have any records of your treatment. But trust me, you do have an unexpected disease. Would you like try our emergency treatment service?"
"'Unexpected error'? The fuck does that even mean?"
